THE SWEARY THERAPIST
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A therapist who is a real fuckin' person, just like you!

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Kristie Fuller, MA, NCC,
Licensed Mental Health Counselor (Florida license # MH20191)

Are you looking for a no-bullshit therapist who will be authentic and real with you? Are you looking for a therapist with experience and comfort working with neurodivergent, gender-expansive, and clients who identify outside of "the norm"?

Are you tired of dealing with the demands of maintaining a regular life while living through a global pandemic? Are you struggling with depression or anxiety that is keeping you from enjoying life? Are you feeling alone, misunderstood, or confused? Are you interested in building your self-esteem and self-love? Are you ready for a change?

My name is Kristie and I am The Sweary Therapist! Let me help you learn to live your best fuckin' life! We will work together to address the challenges in your life and help you live the life you are dreaming of.

As your therapist, I promise to always be authentic and genuine and, for me, that might include dropping those f-bombs and getting into the real shit with my clients. I want you to know that you can and should express yourself authentically with me, and if that includes colorful language, great! If that's not your style, no worries! As long as you know you are free to express yourself however you are comfortable!

If this is resonating with you, then let's chat! Schedule a free 15 minute video consultation with me so we can see if we are a good match!

Click the REQUEST APPOINTMENT button below!


PLEASE NOTE:
I have a wait-list available.  Schedule a consult to see if we are a good fit, and I can notify you as soon as a spot opens up!

Book a free 15-minute video consultation!

Request Appointment
DEPRESSION / SUICIDAL IDEATION
GRIEF / LOSS
MINDFULNESS
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ANXIETY / STRESS / WORRY
LEARNING / DEVELOPING / IMPLEMENTING COPING SKILLS
SELF-ESTEEM / SELF-LOVE / SELF-WORTH
CHRONIC ILLNESS / CHRONIC PAIN / AUTOIMMUNE

After you've taken the step to request an appointment, please keep an eye on your inbox for an email confirmation, which will also include a request to fill out some necessary paperwork.

To ensure a seamless process, all prospective clients are kindly requested to securely save a credit card on file.
Alongside this, we'll ask you to complete a few essential documents.
Please rest assured, your card will not be charged for any consultation appointments.

These documents include a brief demographics form, a concise intake questionnaire, and several important consent forms. We kindly request that all documents and forms are completed at least 24 hours before your scheduled appointment time.
This preparation is crucial to providing you with the best possible care.
Please note:
In order to ensure the best quality of care and preparation, appointment requests cannot be made within 48 hours of the desired appointment time.
Here's what this means in practice:
Let's pretend it's 1pm on a Monday and you're interested in requesting an appointment.
The earliest available time you can request will be 1pm on Wednesday.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
Your commitment to this process truly helps me deliver the exceptional care you deserve.


It's just fuckin' therapy...so what are you waiting for?

 Take that first step in living your most authentic and kick-ass awesome life you have always dreamed of.  
Schedule your free consultation and let's see if we are a good match.  Therapy is a collaborative process and we will work
together to meet your goals, whatever they are.
Remember: Therapy is not something that happens to you; it's something you DO! 
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Serving clients living in the state of Florida via telehealth services.
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MAIN: (321) 209-2332 (text only please)
CRISIS HOTLINE: 988
CRISIS TEXT:  Text "HOME" to 741741

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