THE SWEARY THERAPIST

I'm a therapist who's
A real fuckin' person
Just like you.

Kristie Fuller, MA, NCC,
Licensed Mental Health Counselor (Florida license # MH20191)

I specialize in supporting neurocomplex, gender-expansive, and emotionally deep folks who are ready to make meaningful change. Therapy with me isn’t about fitting into a box—it’s about crafting a life that actually feels like yours

I’m Kristie,
The Sweary Therapist,
and I do therapy differently.

Feeling overwhelmed, stuck, or just fucking exhausted?

~ Trying to keep up with life’s chaos while your energy, joy, or motivation is running on empty?
~ Living with anxiety, depression, or self-doubt that makes even small things feel big?
~ Tired of being misunderstood—and craving deep connection, self-trust, and relief?

This isn’t surface-level talk therapy.
It’s trauma-informed, flexible, deep work—grounded in mindfulness-based tools, parts work, and a collaborative, real-life approach.

We'll explore how past experiences shaped you, so you can move forward with clarity, autonomy, and self-compassion.
I don’t just show up for you once a week.
This boutique practice includes between-session support, longer session options, and priority scheduling—because healing doesn’t follow a perfect schedule.

Come as you are.
Cuss if you want. Cry if you need.
Be your full, messy, brilliant self.
I keep it real. I expect you to do the same.

If we work together, it’ll be honest, affirming, and focused on what actually helps you live better—not just checkboxes on a treatment plan.

If you’ve been wanting therapy that meets you where you are—not where the DSM thinks you should be—this might be it.

Ready to embrace change?

Schedule a free 15-minute consultation, and let’s see if we’re the right fit.

Waitlist available!
Book a consult, and I’ll notify you as soon as a spot opens up.

Click the REQUEST APPOINTMENT button below!

Book a free 15-minute video consultation!

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Specialties & Focus Areas

Neurocomplexity
(autism, ADHD, PDA, RSD, giftedness, burnout)
Identity Exploration & Authentic Living
(unmasking, queerness, life transitions)
LGBTQUA2S+ Affirming Care
(gender expansiveness, sexuality, navigating systems)
Chronic Illness, Chronic Pain & Autoimmune Conditions (navigating care, identity, pacing)
Depression & Suicidal Ideation
(especially in high-functioning or masked folks)

Anxiety, Stress & Emotional Regulation
OCD & Intrusive Thoughts
(with a trauma-informed lens)
Self-Esteem, Self-Love & Worthiness Work
Grief, Loss & Life Transitions
Mindfulness & Nervous System Support
Relational Healing
(intimacy, trust, boundaries, building real connection)
Learning & Implementing Sustainable Coping Skills

A Few Quick Things Before You Book:

After you click the Request Appointment button, you’ll get a confirmation email from SimplePractice with a link to my secure Client Portal.

Here’s what to expect:

You’ll be asked to add a credit card (not charged for consults, just to hold the spot)
You’ll fill out a few quick forms (demographics, intake questions, consents)
Forms must be completed at least 24 hours before our call, or we’ll need to reschedule
You can only book appointments 48+ hours in advance (no same-day or next-day slots)

Thanks for handling these steps—your prep helps me show up fully for you!

It's just fuckin' therapy...so what are you waiting for?

Take that first step in living your most authentic and kick-ass awesome life you have always dreamed of.
Schedule your free consultation and let's see if we are a good match.
Therapy is a collaborative process and we will work together to meet your goals, whatever they are.

Remember:
Therapy is not something that happens to you; it's something you DO!

Serving clients living in the states of Florida or Alaska via telehealth services.

MAIN: (321) 209-2332 (text only please)
CRISIS HOTLINE: 988
CRISIS TEXT: Text "HOME" to 741741

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