My work focuses on supporting neurodivergent (especially late-diagnosed and high-masking), queer and gender-expansive, chronically ill, and kink and ENM/polyamory-clients.
Nothing about who you love, how you love, or how your brain works needs to be explained away or hidden here. 

Therapy with me isn’t about fitting into a box, it’s about crafting a life that actually feels like yours

I’m Kristie,
The Sweary Therapist,
and I do therapy differently.

Feeling overwhelmed, stuck in burnout or just fucking exhausted?

~ Trying to keep up with life’s chaos while your energy, joy, or motivation is running on empty?
~ Living with anxiety, depression, or self-doubt that makes even small things feel big?
~ Tired of being misunderstood and craving deep connection, self-trust, and relief?


This isn’t surface-level talk therapy.
It’s trauma-informed, flexible, deep work, grounded in mindfulness-based tools, parts work, somatic tools, attachment, and a collaborative, real-life approach.
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We'll explore how past experiences shaped you, so you can move forward with clarity, autonomy, and self-compassion.
I don’t just show up for you once a week.

This boutique practice includes between-session support, longer session options, and priority scheduling—because healing doesn’t follow a perfect schedule.

Come as you are.
Cuss if you want. Cry if you need.
Be your full, messy, brilliant self.
I keep it real. I expect you to do the same.
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If we work together, it’ll be honest, affirming, and focused on what actually helps you live better, not just checkboxes on a treatment plan.

If you’ve been wanting therapy that meets you where you are - not where the DSM thinks you should be - this might be it.

Ready to embrace change?

Schedule a free 15-minute consultation, and let’s see if we’re the right fit.

Waitlist available!
Book a consult, and I’ll notify you as soon as a spot opens up.

Click the REQUEST APPOINTMENT button below!